Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

zachsgay:

zachsgay:

i need a 1k selfie before i die

image

john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war