safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
im pretty sure i go through life looking like this
tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow